# | You | 30
|
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1 | The Doppelganger | 28 |
2 | Prudence Nausea | 29 |
3 | The Lady | 91 |
4 | Aaron Dumfries | 26 |
5 | Dolores Dumfries | 27 |
6 | The Reverend Edgar Ponsonby | 53 |
7 | Daphne Pratt | 59 |
8 | Sergeant Dudfoot | 106 |
9 | Harbottle | 108 |
10 | Vera Blanchard | 65 |
11 | Richard Dupree | 71 |
12 | Jonathan Surkamp | 77 |
13 | Simon Jacoby | 65 |
14 | Tony the Goth | 41 |
15 | Dave the Rad Dude | 43 |
16 | Julia Crispen-Regis | 45 |
17 | Felicity Fazackerly | 51 |
18 | A Dead Body | 19 |
19 | a black handled knife | 69 |
20 | Two Prats and an Obnoxious Kid | 164 |
21 | Friday the Thirteenth Part 42 | 164 |
22 | Confessions of an Adventure Game Writer | 164 |
23 | Reptiloid Nymphos from Outer Space | 164 |
24 | The Deep Pan Pizza Company That Time Forgot | 164 |
25 | Nice Boys Don't Turn Green | 164 |
26 | Shih-Tzu on the Rampage | 164 |
27 | a magazine | 164 |
28 | The Smut | 164 |
29 | some car keys | -2 |
30 | a piece of paper | -189 |
31 | a sledgehammer | 116 |
32 | an oil drum | 116 |
33 | an economy toilet roll | 25 |
34 | some handcuffs | -8 |
35 | Fish and Chips | 162 |
36 | a pint of Bitter | -255 |
37 | a pint of lager | -255 |
38 | a Gin and Tonic | -255 |
39 | a Dry Martini | -255 |
40 | a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster | -255 |
41 | a Mattress | 17 |
42 | The Doppelganger's Suitcase | 28 |
43 | some tablets | -42 |
44 | a binder | -42 |
45 | a badge | -42 |
46 | a book | -42 |
47 | a thing you got for Christmas but you don't know what it is | 0 |
48 | some darts | 1 |
49 | a can of hair lacquer | 155 |
50 | Pruzi's handbag | -2 |
51 | a kitchen sink | -50 |
52 | a cheque book | -1 |
53 | a green Pentel pen | -1 |
54 | a card | -1 |
55 | a pair of mirror shades | -34 |
56 | a Police Helmet | -28 |
57 | a red and blue pair of glasses | -33 |
58 | a pair of reactolites | -21 |
59 | a fluorescent baseball cap | -35 |
60 | a black Tshirt | -34 |
61 | some Turtlewax | 43 |
62 | a copy of 'The Sandman' | -255 |
63 | the braille edition of 'Playboy' | -255 |
64 | a poster of Andrew Eldritch | -255 |
65 | an Intendo Gamebrat | 43 |
66 | a reporter's notebook | 45 |
67 | a Calendar | 77 |
68 | a Lawnmower Deth LP | 163 |
69 | an Amtrak/Infidelity/Totnam Something-or-other | 114 |
70 | a Postcard | 163 |
71 | a Stamp | 163 |
72 | some waffles | 163 |
73 | a spade | 163 |
74 | a 'Little Hogswash' Gonk | 163 |
75 | a long cigarette holder | -3 |
76 | a truncheon | -8 |
77 | a towel | -1 |
78 | a custard pie | 163 |
79 | a Lemon Meringue pie | 163 |
80 | an expensive watch | -255 |
81 | an expensive bottle of perfume | -255 |
82 | some expensive jewellery | -255 |
83 | a barrel of rum | -255 |
84 | some Havana Cigars | -255 |
85 | a ploughman's lunch | -255 |
86 | a Big Burger | -255 |
87 | some cherry pie | -255 |
88 | a stuffed hedgehog | 51 |
89 | an interesting pebble | 123 |
90 | a log | -7 |
91 | some incense | 91 |
92 | a framed photo of The Doppelganger | 91 |
93 | a Portrait | 42 |
94 | plush perfumed pillows | 91 |
95 | a stuffed albatross | 108 |
96 | some dried egg | 111 |
97 | some powdered milk | 111 |
98 | a hedge trimmer | 114 |
99 | a picture of Jack Warner | 106 |
100 | a chalice | 32 |
101 | a candelabra | 32 |
102 | a large silver crucifix | 32 |
103 | a hassock | 36 |
104 | the Coroner's report on Charlene Cranford | -244 |
105 | a Bible | -6 |
106 | a rubber duck | -16 |
107 | some perfumed bubble bath | 95 |
108 | a Saxophone | -14 |
109 | a membership certificate | -1 |
110 | some Australian sticky tape | 163 |
111 | a gallon can | 88 |
112 | a diary | 163 |
113 | a script for 'Generic Aussie Soap' | 59 |
114 | a bit of doormat | 117 |
115 | an Owl | 50 |
116 | spare parts for a rodent | 163 |
117 | a record by Dread Zeppelin | 27 |
118 | a mcguffin | 42 |
119 | a plastic hippo | 53 |
120 | a chair | -255 |
121 | a sofa | -255 |
122 | a bed | -255 |
123 | Tony's Wardrobe | 41 |
124 | a Humber Super Snipe | 165 |
125 | a cell | -255 |
126 | some fresh brickwork | 18 |
127 | the toilet | -255 |
128 | the bath | -255 |
129 | a church organ | 31 |
130 | a pew | -255 |
131 | a Rayburn Supreme | 90 |
132 | a hidden trapdoor | -255 |
133 | a sign | 155 |
134 | a jukebox | 3 |
135 | Falling by Julee Cruise | -255 |
136 | Stairway to Heaven by Dread Zeppelin | -255 |
137 | Dear Prudence by The Beatles | -255 |
138 | Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush | -255 |
139 | The Lady in Red by Chris deBurgh | -255 |
140 | Lady Moonlight by All About Eve | -255 |
141 | Hotel California by The Eagles | -255 |
142 | Tunnel of Love by Dire Straits | -255 |
143 | Mrs Robinson by Simon & Garfunkel | -255 |
144 | Hey Jude by The Beatles | -255 |
145 | Kiss Me Son Of God by They Might Be Giants | -255 |
146 | Rabbit Rabbit by Chas 'n' Dave | -255 |
147 | The Laughing Policeman | -255 |
148 | Albatross by Fleetwood Mac | -255 |
149 | I'm a Believer by The Monkees | -255 |
150 | Seaside Rendezvous by Queen | -255 |
151 | Sailing by Rod Stewart | -255 |
152 | In the Navy by Village People | -255 |
153 | Mr Crowley by Ozzy Osbourne | -255 |
154 | Shaman's Blues by The Doors | -255 |
155 | This Corrosion by Sisters of Mercy | -255 |
156 | Tower of Strength by The Mission | -255 |
157 | Turtle Power by Partners in Kryme | -255 |
158 | Do the Bartman by Bart Simpson | -255 |
159 | Kids in America by Lawnmower Deth | -255 |
160 | Like a Surgeon by 'Weird Al' Yankovic | -255 |
161 | I Don't Like Mondays by Boomtown Rats | -255 |
162 | Summer (the first time) by Bobby Goldsbro | -255 |
163 | Looking for the Summer by Chris Rea | -255 |
164 | Summer Holiday by Cliff Richard | -255 |
165 | a murderer | -255 |
166 | a smuggler | -255 |
167 | is | -255 |
168 | the sea | -255 |
169 | in | -255 |
170 | out | -255 |
171 | helmet | -255 |
172 | hello | -255 |
173 | goodbye | -255 |
174 | morning | -255 |
175 | afternoon | -255 |
176 | goodnight | -255 |
177 | please | -255 |
178 | a dartboard | 1 |
179 | no tea | -255 |
180 | a jacuzzi | 95 |
181 | a strange plant | 85 |
182 | a Sanseveria Trifasciata | 64 |
183 | some stairs | -255 |
184 | a video recorder | 70 |
185 | a large TV set | 70 |
186 | a gravestone | 47 |
187 | a Monolith | 152 |
188 | a bellrope | 40 |
189 | the Glovebox | 52 |
190 | a coloured light | 141 |
191 | a generator | 113 |
192 | a very large bulb | 107 |
193 | the Altar | 32 |
194 | the sea wall | -255 |
195 | around | -255 |
196 | a grass covered flagstone | -255 |
197 | a postbox | -255 |
198 | ME | 0 |
199 | I | 0 |
200 | MYSELF | 0 |
201 | DOP | 1 |
202 | PRU | 2 |
203 | LADY | 3 |
204 | AAR | 4 |
205 | DOL | 5 |
206 | EDG | 6 |
207 | VICAR | 6 |
208 | REV | 6 |
209 | DAPH | 7 |
210 | GOSS | 7 |
211 | DUD | 8 |
212 | COP | 8 |
213 | HARB | 9 |
214 | VERA | 10 |
215 | RIC | 11 |
216 | DIC | 11 |
217 | JOHN | 12 |
218 | SIM | 13 |
219 | TONY | 14 |
220 | DAVE | 15 |
221 | JULIA | 16 |
222 | FELI | 17 |
223 | FLIS | 17 |
224 | BODY | 18 |
225 | CORP | 18 |
226 | KNI | 19 |
227 | PRAT | 20 |
228 | FRID | 21 |
229 | CONF | 22 |
230 | REPT | 23 |
231 | NYMPH | 23 |
232 | PIZZA | 24 |
233 | NICE | 25 |
234 | BOYS | 25 |
235 | SHIH | 26 |
236 | MAG | 27 |
237 | SMUT | 28 |
238 | KEY | 29 |
239 | PAP | 30 |
240 | SLED | 31 |
241 | HAMM | 31 |
242 | DRUM | 32 |
243 | TOILE | 33 |
244 | ROLL | 33 |
245 | CUFF | 34 |
246 | HANDC | 34 |
247 | FISH | 35 |
248 | BITT | 36 |
249 | LAGE | 37 |
250 | GIN | 38 |
251 | G&T | 38 |
252 | MARTINI | 39 |
253 | PAN | 40 |
254 | GARG | 40 |
255 | BLAS | 40 |
256 | PGGB | 40 |
257 | MATTR | 41 |
258 | SUITC | 42 |
259 | TABLETS | 43 |
260 | BIND | 44 |
261 | BADG | 45 |
262 | BOOK | 46 |
263 | THING | 47 |
264 | DARTS | 48 |
265 | CANI | 49 |
266 | LACQ | 49 |
267 | HANDB | 50 |
268 | BAG | 50 |
269 | SINK | 51 |
270 | CHEQ | 52 |
271 | PEN | 53 |
272 | CARD | 54 |
273 | SHAD | 55 |
274 | POLI | 56 |
275 | GLASS | 57 |
276 | REAC | 58 |
277 | CAP | 59 |
278 | TSHI | 60 |
279 | WAX | 61 |
280 | SANDM | 62 |
281 | PLAYB | 63 |
282 | POSTER | 64 |
283 | GAMEB | 65 |
284 | INTENDO | 65 |
285 | ANDRE | 64 |
286 | NOTEB | 66 |
287 | NOTEB | 66 |
288 | NOTEBOOK | 66 |
289 | CALE | 67 |
290 | LP | 68 |
291 | AMTR | 69 |
292 | POSTC | 70 |
293 | STAM | 71 |
294 | WAFF | 72 |
295 | SPADE | 73 |
296 | SHOVEL | 73 |
297 | GONK | 74 |
298 | HOLDE | 75 |
299 | TRUNC | 76 |
300 | TOWEL | 77 |
301 | CUST | 78 |
302 | MERIN | 79 |
303 | LEMO | 79 |
304 | WATC | 80 |
305 | PERF | 81 |
306 | JEWEL | 82 |
307 | RUM | 83 |
308 | BARR | 83 |
309 | CIGA | 84 |
310 | HAVANA | 84 |
311 | LUNCH | 85 |
312 | BURG | 86 |
313 | PIE | 87 |
314 | HEDGEH | 88 |
315 | PEBB | 89 |
316 | LOG | 90 |
317 | INCE | 91 |
318 | PORTR | 93 |
319 | PHOTO | 92 |
320 | PILLO | 94 |
321 | ALBA | 95 |
322 | EGG | 96 |
323 | MILK | 97 |
324 | HEDG | 98 |
325 | PICT | 99 |
326 | CHAL | 11 |
327 | CAND | 101 |
328 | CRUC | 102 |
329 | HASSO | 103 |
330 | REPOR | 104 |
331 | BIB | 105 |
332 | DUCK | 106 |
333 | BUBB | 107 |
334 | SAX | 108 |
335 | CERTI | 109 |
336 | TAPE | 110 |
337 | CAN | 111 |
338 | DIAR | 112 |
339 | SCRI | 113 |
340 | DOORM | 114 |
341 | MAT | 114 |
342 | OWL | 115 |
343 | SPARE | 116 |
344 | RECO | 117 |
345 | MCGUF | 118 |
346 | HIPP | 119 |
347 | CHAIR | 120 |
348 | SOFA | 121 |
349 | BED | 122 |
350 | WARD | 123 |
351 | HUMB | 124 |
352 | SNIP | 124 |
353 | CELL | 125 |
354 | BRICKW | 126 |
355 | TOIL | 127 |
356 | BATH | 128 |
357 | ORGA | 129 |
358 | PEW | 130 |
359 | RAYB | 131 |
360 | COOK | 131 |
361 | TRAPD | 132 |
362 | SIGN | 133 |
363 | JUKE | 134 |
364 | A0 | 135 |
365 | A1 | 136 |
366 | A2 | 137 |
367 | A3 | 138 |
368 | A4 | 139 |
369 | A5 | 140 |
370 | A6 | 141 |
371 | A7 | 142 |
372 | A8 | 143 |
373 | A9 | 144 |
374 | B0 | 145 |
375 | B1 | 146 |
376 | B2 | 147 |
377 | B3 | 148 |
378 | B4 | 149 |
379 | B5 | 150 |
380 | B6 | 151 |
381 | B7 | 152 |
382 | B8 | 153 |
383 | B9 | 154 |
384 | C0 | 155 |
385 | C1 | 156 |
386 | C2 | 157 |
387 | C3 | 158 |
388 | C4 | 159 |
389 | C5 | 160 |
390 | C6 | 161 |
391 | C7 | 162 |
392 | C8 | 163 |
393 | C9 | 164 |
394 | MURD | 165 |
395 | SMUGG | 166 |
396 | IS | 167 |
397 | SEA | 168 |
398 | IN | 169 |
399 | OUT | 170 |
400 | HELM | 171 |
401 | HELLO | 172 |
402 | HI | 172 |
403 | HIYA | 172 |
404 | HEYUP | 172 |
405 | GOODB | 173 |
406 | MORNI | 174 |
407 | AFTERN | 175 |
408 | GOODN | 176 |
409 | PLEAS | 177 |
410 | DARTB | 178 |
411 | TEA | 179 |
412 | JACU | 180 |
413 | PLANT | 181 |
414 | SANSE | 182 |
415 | TRIF | 182 |
416 | STAIR | 183 |
417 | VIDEO | 184 |
418 | TV | 185 |
419 | GRAVE | 186 |
420 | STONE | 186 |
421 | MONOL | 187 |
422 | BELL | 188 |
423 | ROPE | 188 |
424 | GLOV | 189 |
425 | LIGHT | 190 |
426 | GENER | 191 |
427 | LIGHTB | 192 |
428 | BULB | 192 |
429 | ALTAR | 193 |
430 | WALL | 194 |
431 | AROUND | 195 |
432 | FLAG | 196 |
433 | BOX | 197 |
434 | POSTB | 197 |
435 | GET |
436 | DROP |
437 | EXAM |
438 | READ |
439 | STEAL |
440 | GIVE |
441 | EAT |
442 | DRINK |
443 | THROW |
444 | PUT |
445 | XYZZY |
446 | ABRA |
447 | HIT |
448 | FIGHT |
449 | ATTACK |
450 | SESAME |
451 | KILL |
452 | STAB |
453 | PRESS |
454 | PULL |
455 | PLAY |
456 | WAVE |
457 | PLUGH |
458 | SUCK |
459 | PLOVER |
460 | PLOVER |
461 | PLOVER |
462 | SLEEP |
463 | HOCUS |
464 | SMASH |
465 | BREAK |
466 | FUC |
467 | BUGGE |
468 | BLOODY |
469 | IZZY |
470 | GO |
471 | LOOK |
472 | SAVE |
473 | LOAD |
474 | QUIT |
475 | HELP |
476 | PANIC |
477 | DIG |
478 | DRIVE |
479 | SHIT |
480 | AUTO |
481 | SCORE |
482 | WAIT |
483 | SWIM |
484 | FLY |
485 | NOR |
486 | SOU |
487 | EAS |
488 | WES |
489 | UP |
490 | DOWN |
491 | N |
492 | S |
493 | E |
494 | W |
495 | U |
496 | D |
497 | INV |
498 | 10 |
499 | 20 |
500 | 11 |
501 | 10 |
502 | 58 |
503 | 55 |
504 | 64 |
505 | 61 |
506 | 70 |
507 | 67 |
508 | 76 |
509 | 73 |
510 | 82 |
511 | 79 |
512 | 115 |
513 | 110 |
514 | 110 |
515 | 107 |
516 | 166 |
517 | 116 |
518 | 170 |
519 | 160 |
520 | 10 |
521 | 11 |
522 | 20 |
523 | 10 |
524 | 55 |
525 | 58 |
526 | 61 |
527 | 64 |
528 | 67 |
529 | 70 |
530 | 73 |
531 | 76 |
532 | 79 |
533 | 82 |
534 | 107 |
535 | 110 |
536 | 110 |
537 | 115 |
538 | 116 |
539 | 166 |
540 | 160 |
541 | 170 |
542 | 0 |
543 | 2 |
544 | 4 |
545 | 0 |
546 | 1 |
547 | 3 |
548 | 5 |
549 | 148 |
550 | 2 |
551 | 0 |
552 | 6 |
553 | 0 |
554 | 0 |
555 | 5 |
556 | 7 |
557 | 1 |
558 | 4 |
559 | 6 |
560 | 8 |
561 | 2 |
562 | 5 |
563 | 0 |
564 | 9 |
565 | 3 |
566 | 0 |
567 | 8 |
568 | 0 |
569 | 4 |
570 | 7 |
571 | 9 |
572 | 0 |
573 | 5 |
574 | 8 |
575 | 0 |
576 | 10 |
577 | 6 |
578 | 0 |
579 | 0 |
580 | 0 |
581 | 9 |
582 | 18 |
583 | 0 |
584 | 0 |
585 | 12 |
586 | 0 |
587 | 0 |
588 | 11 |
589 | 13 |
590 | 14 |
591 | 0 |
592 | 12 |
593 | 0 |
594 | 15 |
595 | 13 |
596 | 0 |
597 | 0 |
598 | 0 |
599 | 14 |
600 | 16 |
601 | 0 |
602 | 0 |
603 | 0 |
604 | 17 |
605 | 15 |
606 | 0 |
607 | 18 |
608 | 0 |
609 | 16 |
610 | 17 |
611 | 11 |
612 | 0 |
613 | 0 |
614 | 0 |
615 | 0 |
616 | 0 |
617 | 0 |
618 | 0 |
619 | 0 |
620 | 0 |
621 | 21 |
622 | 0 |
623 | 0 |
624 | 20 |
625 | 22 |
626 | 23 |
627 | 0 |
628 | 21 |
629 | 30 |
630 | 24 |
631 | 22 |
632 | 27 |
633 | 29 |
634 | 25 |
635 | 23 |
636 | 26 |
637 | 28 |
638 | 0 |
639 | 24 |
640 | 0 |
641 | 0 |
642 | 0 |
643 | 0 |
644 | 0 |
645 | 24 |
646 | 0 |
647 | 0 |
648 | 0 |
649 | 23 |
650 | 0 |
651 | 0 |
652 | 24 |
653 | 0 |
654 | 0 |
655 | 0 |
656 | 23 |
657 | 0 |
658 | 0 |
659 | 0 |
660 | 22 |
661 | 0 |
662 | 0 |
663 | 0 |
664 | 0 |
665 | 34 |
666 | 0 |
667 | 0 |
668 | 0 |
669 | 35 |
670 | 0 |
671 | 0 |
672 | 0 |
673 | 36 |
674 | 0 |
675 | 35 |
676 | 31 |
677 | 37 |
678 | 34 |
679 | 36 |
680 | 32 |
681 | 38 |
682 | 35 |
683 | 0 |
684 | 33 |
685 | 39 |
686 | 0 |
687 | 38 |
688 | 34 |
689 | 0 |
690 | 37 |
691 | 39 |
692 | 35 |
693 | 40 |
694 | 38 |
695 | 0 |
696 | 36 |
697 | 0 |
698 | 0 |
699 | 0 |
700 | 38 |
701 | 44 |
702 | 0 |
703 | 0 |
704 | 46 |
705 | 0 |
706 | 0 |
707 | 0 |
708 | 48 |
709 | 0 |
710 | 0 |
711 | 0 |
712 | 49 |
713 | 0 |
714 | 0 |
715 | 0 |
716 | 40 |
717 | 47 |
718 | 46 |
719 | 0 |
720 | 0 |
721 | 0 |
722 | 48 |
723 | 45 |
724 | 0 |
725 | 41 |
726 | 0 |
727 | 0 |
728 | 44 |
729 | 50 |
730 | 49 |
731 | 46 |
732 | 152 |
733 | 42 |
734 | 51 |
735 | 48 |
736 | 0 |
737 | 43 |
738 | 0 |
739 | 0 |
740 | 47 |
741 | 152 |
742 | 0 |
743 | 49 |
744 | 0 |
745 | 0 |
746 | 0 |
747 | 0 |
748 | 165 |
749 | 165 |
750 | 0 |
751 | 0 |
752 | 0 |
753 | 55 |
754 | 0 |
755 | 55 |
756 | 0 |
757 | 0 |
758 | 54 |
759 | 0 |
760 | 53 |
761 | 56 |
762 | 0 |
763 | 0 |
764 | 55 |
765 | 0 |
766 | 0 |
767 | 0 |
768 | 58 |
769 | 83 |
770 | 0 |
771 | 0 |
772 | 150 |
773 | 57 |
774 | 0 |
775 | 0 |
776 | 0 |
777 | 61 |
778 | 0 |
779 | 61 |
780 | 0 |
781 | 0 |
782 | 60 |
783 | 0 |
784 | 59 |
785 | 62 |
786 | 0 |
787 | 0 |
788 | 61 |
789 | 0 |
790 | 0 |
791 | 0 |
792 | 64 |
793 | 84 |
794 | 0 |
795 | 0 |
796 | 149 |
797 | 63 |
798 | 0 |
799 | 0 |
800 | 0 |
801 | 67 |
802 | 0 |
803 | 67 |
804 | 0 |
805 | 0 |
806 | 66 |
807 | 0 |
808 | 65 |
809 | 68 |
810 | 0 |
811 | 0 |
812 | 67 |
813 | 0 |
814 | 0 |
815 | 0 |
816 | 70 |
817 | 85 |
818 | 0 |
819 | 0 |
820 | 148 |
821 | 69 |
822 | 0 |
823 | 0 |
824 | 0 |
825 | 73 |
826 | 0 |
827 | 73 |
828 | 0 |
829 | 0 |
830 | 72 |
831 | 0 |
832 | 71 |
833 | 74 |
834 | 0 |
835 | 0 |
836 | 73 |
837 | 0 |
838 | 0 |
839 | 0 |
840 | 76 |
841 | 86 |
842 | 0 |
843 | 0 |
844 | 147 |
845 | 75 |
846 | 0 |
847 | 0 |
848 | 0 |
849 | 79 |
850 | 0 |
851 | 79 |
852 | 0 |
853 | 0 |
854 | 78 |
855 | 0 |
856 | 77 |
857 | 80 |
858 | 0 |
859 | 0 |
860 | 79 |
861 | 0 |
862 | 0 |
863 | 0 |
864 | 82 |
865 | 87 |
866 | 0 |
867 | 0 |
868 | 146 |
869 | 81 |
870 | 0 |
871 | 0 |
872 | 57 |
873 | 0 |
874 | 0 |
875 | 0 |
876 | 63 |
877 | 0 |
878 | 0 |
879 | 0 |
880 | 69 |
881 | 0 |
882 | 0 |
883 | 0 |
884 | 75 |
885 | 0 |
886 | 0 |
887 | 0 |
888 | 81 |
889 | 0 |
890 | 0 |
891 | 0 |
892 | 92 |
893 | 0 |
894 | 0 |
895 | 92 |
896 | 0 |
897 | 0 |
898 | 0 |
899 | 93 |
900 | 0 |
901 | 0 |
902 | 0 |
903 | 94 |
904 | 0 |
905 | 0 |
906 | 89 |
907 | 96 |
908 | 93 |
909 | 88 |
910 | 90 |
911 | 97 |
912 | 94 |
913 | 92 |
914 | 91 |
915 | 98 |
916 | 95 |
917 | 93 |
918 | 0 |
919 | 0 |
920 | 0 |
921 | 94 |
922 | 92 |
923 | 0 |
924 | 0 |
925 | 0 |
926 | 93 |
927 | 99 |
928 | 0 |
929 | 0 |
930 | 94 |
931 | 0 |
932 | 0 |
933 | 0 |
934 | 97 |
935 | 141 |
936 | 0 |
937 | 0 |
938 | 143 |
939 | 103 |
940 | 0 |
941 | 0 |
942 | 0 |
943 | 0 |
944 | 0 |
945 | 103 |
946 | 0 |
947 | 0 |
948 | 0 |
949 | 104 |
950 | 100 |
951 | 104 |
952 | 101 |
953 | 106 |
954 | 103 |
955 | 0 |
956 | 102 |
957 | 105 |
958 | 106 |
959 | 0 |
960 | 104 |
961 | 0 |
962 | 0 |
963 | 105 |
964 | 0 |
965 | 0 |
966 | 0 |
967 | 0 |
968 | 0 |
969 | 0 |
970 | 0 |
971 | 0 |
972 | 0 |
973 | 110 |
974 | 0 |
975 | 110 |
976 | 0 |
977 | 0 |
978 | 109 |
979 | 111 |
980 | 108 |
981 | 112 |
982 | 110 |
983 | 0 |
984 | 0 |
985 | 0 |
986 | 0 |
987 | 0 |
988 | 110 |
989 | 0 |
990 | 0 |
991 | 0 |
992 | 0 |
993 | 115 |
994 | 0 |
995 | 115 |
996 | 0 |
997 | 0 |
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2166 | 30 |
2167 | 30 |
2168 | 30 |
2169 | 30 |
2170 | 30 |
2171 | 30 |
2172 | 30 |
2173 | 30 |
2174 | 159 |
2175 | 30 |
2176 | 50 |
2177 | 50 |
2178 | 50 |
2179 | 50 |
2180 | 50 |
2181 | 50 |
2182 | 50 |
2183 | 50 |
2184 | 50 |
2185 | 50 |
2186 | 50 |
2187 | 50 |
2188 | 50 |
2189 | 50 |
2190 | 50 |
2191 | 50 |
2192 | 50 |
2193 | 161 |
2194 | 5 |
2195 | 2 |
2196 | 4 |
2197 | 7 |
2198 | 5 |
2199 | 6 |
2200 | 1 |
2201 | 4 |
2202 | 3 |
2203 | 6 |
2204 | 7 |
2205 | 5 |
2206 | 5 |
2207 | 7 |
2208 | 8 |
2209 | 3 |
2210 | 5 |
2211 | 4 |
2212 | 23 |
2213 | 5 |
2214 | 49 |
2215 | 4 |
2216 | 74 |
2217 | 6 |
2218 | 88 |
2219 | 8 |
2220 | 89 |
2221 | 2 |
2222 | 118 |
2223 | 2 |
2224 | 119 |
2225 | 9 |
2226 | 30 |
2227 | 5 |
2228 | 41 |
2229 | 9 |
2230 | 43 |
2231 | 7 |
2232 | 52 |
2233 | 7 |
2234 | 53 |
2235 | 7 |
2236 | 58 |
2237 | 19 |
2238 | 77 |
2239 | 7 |
2240 | 29 |
2241 | 9 |
2242 | 50 |
2243 | 9 |
2244 | 91 |
2245 | 7 |
2246 | 119 |
2247 | 2 |
2248 | 26 |
2249 | 3 |
2250 | 92 |
2251 | 7 |
2252 | 92 |
2253 | 7 |
2254 | 92 |
2255 | 7 |
2256 | 94 |
2257 | 5 |
2258 | 107 |
2259 | 7 |
2260 | 77 |
2261 | 6 |
2262 | 75 |
2263 | 8 |
2264 | 75 |
2265 | 8 |
2266 | 75 |
2267 | 8 |
2268 | 119 |
2269 | 2 |
2270 | 106 |
2271 | 6 |
2272 | 106 |
2273 | 6 |
2274 | 106 |
2275 | 6 |
2276 | 106 |
2277 | 6 |
2278 | 106 |
2279 | 6 |
2280 | 106 |
2281 | 6 |
2282 | 117 |
2283 | 2 |
2284 | 92 |
2285 | 7 |
2286 | 92 |
2287 | 7 |
2288 | 92 |
2289 | 7 |
2290 | 92 |
2291 | 7 |
2292 | 92 |
2293 | 7 |
2294 | 92 |
2295 | 7 |
2296 | 100 |
2297 | 8 |
2298 | 101 |
2299 | 8 |
2300 | 102 |
2301 | 8 |
2302 | 103 |
2303 | 8 |
2304 | 105 |
2305 | 8 |
2306 | 105 |
2307 | 8 |
2308 | 105 |
2309 | 8 |
2310 | 90 |
2311 | 9 |
2312 | 25 |
2313 | 4 |
2314 | 72 |
2315 | 7 |
2316 | 72 |
2317 | 7 |
2318 | 72 |
2319 | 7 |
2320 | 72 |
2321 | 7 |
2322 | 72 |
2323 | 7 |
2324 | 56 |
2325 | 10 |
2326 | 76 |
2327 | 9 |
2328 | 99 |
2329 | 7 |
2330 | 34 |
2331 | 7 |
2332 | 69 |
2333 | 9 |
2334 | 69 |
2335 | 9 |
2336 | 69 |
2337 | 9 |
2338 | 95 |
2339 | 7 |
2340 | 96 |
2341 | 5 |
2342 | 97 |
2343 | 5 |
2344 | 98 |
2345 | 4 |
2346 | 69 |
2347 | 9 |
2348 | 69 |
2349 | 9 |
2350 | 69 |
2351 | 9 |
2352 | 111 |
2353 | 8 |
2354 | 92 |
2355 | 7 |
2356 | 22 |
2357 | 5 |
2358 | 18 |
2359 | 9 |
2360 | 104 |
2361 | 9 |
2362 | 104 |
2363 | 9 |
2364 | 104 |
2365 | 9 |
2366 | 80 |
2367 | 9 |
2368 | 81 |
2369 | 9 |
2370 | 82 |
2371 | 9 |
2372 | 83 |
2373 | 9 |
2374 | 94 |
2375 | 9 |
2376 | 110 |
2377 | 5 |
2378 | 110 |
2379 | 5 |
2380 | 80 |
2381 | 5 |
2382 | 81 |
2383 | 5 |
2384 | 82 |
2385 | 5 |
2386 | 83 |
2387 | 5 |
2388 | 84 |
2389 | 5 |
2390 | 84 |
2391 | 5 |
2392 | 84 |
2393 | 5 |
2394 | 18 |
2395 | 9 |
2396 | 19 |
2397 | 9 |
2398 | 57 |
2399 | 10 |
2400 | 104 |
2401 | 9 |
2402 | 18 |
2403 | 9 |
2404 | 18 |
2405 | 9 |
2406 | 18 |
2407 | 9 |
2408 | 60 |
2409 | 10 |
2410 | 62 |
2411 | 9 |
2412 | 63 |
2413 | 9 |
2414 | 64 |
2415 | 9 |
2416 | 55 |
2417 | 10 |
2418 | 61 |
2419 | 9 |
2420 | 108 |
2421 | 7 |
2422 | 59 |
2423 | 10 |
2424 | 61 |
2425 | 9 |
2426 | 65 |
2427 | 7 |
2428 | 33 |
2429 | 6 |
2430 | 93 |
2431 | 3 |
2432 | 116 |
2433 | 2 |
2434 | 113 |
2435 | 3 |
2436 | 109 |
2437 | 2 |
2438 | 106 |
2439 | 6 |
2440 | 66 |
2441 | 9 |
2442 | 112 |
2443 | 3 |
2444 | 110 |
2445 | 4 |
2446 | 66 |
2447 | 9 |
2448 | 66 |
2449 | 9 |
2450 | 92 |
2451 | 7 |
2452 | 112 |
2453 | 3 |
2454 | 93 |
2455 | 3 |
2456 | 114 |
2457 | 4 |
2458 | 93 |
2459 | 3 |
2460 | 93 |
2461 | 3 |
2462 | 93 |
2463 | 3 |
2464 | 18 |
2465 | 20 |
2466 | 21 |
2467 | 22 |
2468 | 23 |
2469 | 24 |
2470 | 25 |
2471 | 26 |
2472 | 27 |
2473 | 28 |
2474 | 30 |
2475 | 33 |
2476 | 40 |
2477 | 43 |
2478 | 44 |
2479 | 45 |
2480 | 46 |
2481 | 47 |
2482 | 49 |
2483 | 54 |
2484 | 60 |
2485 | 62 |
2486 | 63 |
2487 | 64 |
2488 | 65 |
2489 | 67 |
2490 | 68 |
2491 | 69 |
2492 | 70 |
2493 | 72 |
2494 | 74 |
2495 | 77 |
2496 | 86 |
2497 | 87 |
2498 | 90 |
2499 | 92 |
2500 | 93 |
2501 | 100 |
2502 | 104 |
2503 | 106 |
2504 | 109 |
2505 | 110 |
2506 | 111 |
2507 | 112 |
2508 | 113 |
2509 | 114 |
2510 | 115 |
2511 | 116 |
2512 | 117 |
2513 | 124 |
2514 | 129 |
2515 | 133 |
2516 | 179 |
2517 | 180 |
2518 | 181 |
2519 | 182 |
2520 | 184 |
2521 | 187 |
2522 | 186 |
2523 | 190 |
2524 | It's dead alright. This is the naked corpse of a female |
2525 | who has been done to death. Streaks of dried blood extend |
2526 | from the knife wounds in the body. On the back of the body |
2527 | is a strangely shaped scar. |
2528 | * |
2529 | Remember the movie 'Two Prats and a Sprog'? Well this is the |
2530 | sequel. The sprog has gotten a little older worse luck and is |
2531 | now an Obnoxious Kid. The Prats are still prats though. |
2532 | * |
2533 | Gasp with Fear as Jason makes another spinechilling comeback in |
2534 | this sequel to the sequel (ad infinitum..) Don't miss the trail |
2535 | for the next Friday the Thirteenth Movie. Friday the Thirteenth |
2536 | part Forty-three - Jason Meets Kylie |
2537 | * |
2538 | Confessions of an Adventure Game Writer.. Are those a big pair of |
2539 | floppies? Uh-huh.. Is his drive hard? You bet! |
2540 | Stop mousing about and clean some windows to disk-over what goes on |
2541 | in his crazy world.. |
2542 | * |
2543 | They look like ordinary people. But they're not.. |
2544 | They are the Reptiloid Nymphos from Outer Space.. |
2545 | Be warned.. A packet of three is NOT ENOUGH!!! |
2546 | * |
2547 | The Deep Pan Pizza Company that Time Forgot. Standing in the |
2548 | streets of Glasgow it appeared to be a perfectly ordinary Pizza |
2549 | place. Six people entered, it was only when Doug McClure emerged |
2550 | from the kitchen wrestling the mutant pepperoni creation of Ray |
2551 | Harryhausen that they realised SOMETHING WAS WRONG.. |
2552 | * |
2553 | Nice Boys Don't Turn Green. - Well, they don't.. She thought |
2554 | he was just a first edition, but he was really from the |
2555 | planet Jkasr. Only when the twin moons of Alkju and Hlk align |
2556 | does the dreadful secret out.. |
2557 | * |
2558 | Aaaahh. Kiddies will love the cutesy adventures of the little |
2559 | shih-tzu as he romps wagging his tail behind him through this |
2560 | doggy movie.. |
2561 | * |
2562 | This is Video Films magazine, In it this month there are several |
2563 | film reviews, - |
2564 | 'Two Prats and an Obnoxious Kid - I hated the first movie |
2565 | 'Two Prats and a Sprog' so much I went out and had the operation. |
2566 | What a load of crap for broody thirtysomethings this is..!' |
2567 | 'Friday the 13th Part 42 - Jason was more scary in 'Neighbours' than |
2568 | this. The best thing you can say is that at least it keeps them off |
2569 | the streets.. Yawn Yawn..' |
2570 | 'Confessions of an Adventure Game Writer - Tacky exploitiative garbage. |
2571 | avoid at all costs..' |
2572 | 'Reptiloid Nymphos from Outer Space - are they serious? Well, no. |
2573 | I thought this movie was really bad, so bad it's good even. A |
2574 | definite turkey..' |
2575 | 'The Deep Pan Pizza Company That Time Forgot - What a stupid film |
2576 | with an even stupider title. This is just so far fetched and daft |
2577 | that you lose all interest after the garlic bread..' |
2578 | 'Nice Boys Don't Turn Green - Almost as bad as Reptiloid Nymphos, |
2579 | but not quite..' |
2580 | 'Shih-tzu on the Rampage - One of those unbearably icky sub-Disney |
2581 | movies which people drag their kids along to when their kids would |
2582 | much rather watch 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes' instead. A little |
2583 | ankle-biter runs around and out-acts all the other Equity rejects |
2584 | dumb enough to appear. Call the RSPCA, that's Prevention of |
2585 | Cruelty to Actors..!' |
2586 | * |
2587 | The Smut is a newspaper (?) which contains many statistics, all |
2588 | of them vital.. You know, 42-22-36, those sort of statistics |
2589 | which are vital.. In between these you get the occasional story. |
2590 | I see that Elvis is being ransomed by space aliens who want a |
2591 | million pairs of gold lame trousers in exchange... |
2592 | * |
2593 | This piece of paper is a recipe for the Pan Galactic Gargle |
2594 | Blaster. Give it to Aaron and get him to examine it.. |
2595 | * |
2596 | This economy toilet roll has writing on it. It says : |
2597 | 'Bank of Credit and Commerce International - Now Wash Your Hands' |
2598 | * |
2599 | This is a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. A greeny blue |
2600 | concoction with what appears to be a sugar lump dissolving |
2601 | in the bottom of the glass. Drink, but very carefully, as the |
2602 | PGGB is the alcoholic equivalent of a Mugging - |
2603 | expensive and bad for the head... |
2604 | * |
2605 | These are The Doppelganger's.. |
2606 | * |
2607 | This binder contains all the paperwork for a typical |
2608 | Doppelganger Adventures production. It's very thick. |
2609 | * |
2610 | This badge bears the legend 'Born Again Virgin' |
2611 | * |
2612 | This book is 'Rats and Gargoyles' by Mary Gentle. It's a |
2613 | very good book and well worth the read. Other recommended |
2614 | reading includes 'Armageddon: the Musical' by Robert Rankin, |
2615 | 'Hermetech' by Storm Constantine, 'Bimboes of the Death Sun' |
2616 | (It's not what it sounds like) by Sharyn McCrumb, |
2617 | and of course anything by Terry Pratchett.. |
2618 | * |
2619 | This is a weird sort of object. It doesn't do anything at all. |
2620 | The only purpose of this object is to make people wonder what |
2621 | it's for. We call it the 'Guess what it's for' |
2622 | * |
2623 | This is a giant can of Hair Lacquer. It says on the can : |
2624 | 'Made in Barnsley by appointment to Arthur Scargill'. |
2625 | * |
2626 | This is The Doppelganger's Octarine membership card. |
2627 | Octarine are the Science Fiction and Fantasy Humour Appreciation |
2628 | Society. (honorary members - Terry Pratchett & Robert Rankin) For details send |
2629 | an SAE to 'Octarine, 46 Arnside Road, Bestwood Estate, |
2630 | Nottingham, NG5 5HE' |
2631 | * |
2632 | This is a black TShirt. It's plain, it's black. It's a |
2633 | suitable thing for one of Goth tendencies to wear.. |
2634 | * |
2635 | This is a copy of 'The Sandman'. Actually it's the book edition |
2636 | of 'The Doll's House' story in 'The Sandman' series of comics written |
2637 | by one Neil Gaiman. Well worth a read if only for the Mary Poppins |
2638 | reference and the concept of a Serial Killers' Convention.. Good |
2639 | stuff.. |
2640 | * |
2641 | This is the Braille Edition of 'Playboy' bought by Tony the Goth |
2642 | so he can read it in the dark.. It's strangely lumpy and it |
2643 | won't lie flat.. |
2644 | * |
2645 | A big poster of Andrew Eldritch of The Sisters of Mercy. One of |
2646 | Tony's heroes.. |
2647 | * |
2648 | Dave the Rad Dude, being the Rad Dude what he is, is often to be |
2649 | seen playing with his Intendo Gamebrat.. But the batteries are |
2650 | flat now and it doesn't work, so Dave pretends to be playing with |
2651 | it just for the Rad Dude-ness of it all.. |
2652 | * |
2653 | This is a vintage Lamb's Navy Rum Calendar |
2654 | * |
2655 | This is 'Ooh Crikey - It's Lawnmower Deth'. Lawnmower Deth are |
2656 | a thrash metal band who completely fail to take themselves |
2657 | seriously. This album features such tracks as 'Spook Perv Happenings |
2658 | at the Snooker Hall' (a song about Ray Reardon..), 'Lancer with |
2659 | your Zancer' (an alternative view of Arthurian legend?), |
2660 | the anti-drugs 'Flying Killer Cobs from the Planet Bob' and such |
2661 | masterpieces of lyricism as 'Got no legs? Don't come crawling |
2662 | to me' and 'Icky Ficky'. And of course how can we forget |
2663 | 'Seventh Church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower'..? |
2664 | * |
2665 | If the great Allan Sucrose takes over any more companies the |
2666 | company logo is going to be too large to fit on the products! |
2667 | The Amtrak/Infidelity/Totnam something-or-other is a device |
2668 | which watches all televised football for you to save you the |
2669 | trouble of watching it yourself. It's so advanced that it even |
2670 | cries if your team loses or your favourite player is sent off. |
2671 | * |
2672 | This is your typical sub-Donald McGill seaside postcard. Strange |
2673 | to consider that the creator of such things was once held liable |
2674 | to quaint olde obscenity laws. What would those people have made |
2675 | of the sorts of seaside postcards you can get in Holland, the sort |
2676 | of postcard you don't send home to Mother... What indeed. |
2677 | * |
2678 | Westminster Waffle, from the premier waffle factory in the land, |
2679 | the House of Commons. Nowhere is there as much good waffle |
2680 | produced.. Westminster Waffle is brought to you by the Sutch |
2681 | group.. |
2682 | * |
2683 | Oh no - Not a Gonk.. I thought the Gonk was a strange little |
2684 | creature fond of performing unnatural acts with the ends of |
2685 | pencils, and that they'd all died out of some virulent disease |
2686 | contracted from a dirty HB. This is a memento of Little Hogswash. |
2687 | Says it all really... |
2688 | * |
2689 | This is a Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy Towel, which has |
2690 | the quote from the book about towels printed on it. Sadly they |
2691 | don't make them any more.. |
2692 | * |
2693 | This is a Big Burger, from the burger chain 'O'Burgers'. O'Burgers |
2694 | are a new burger franchise from the States, who have the whimsical |
2695 | mascot 'Seamus O'Burger - the fast food leprechaun' as the founders |
2696 | have OD'ed on 'Finian's Rainbow' and 'Darby O'Gill and the |
2697 | Little People'.. It is said that the representative of O'Burgers |
2698 | who went to open a franchise in Dublin disappeared mysteriously.. |
2699 | Police are searching for someone in a clown suit.. |
2700 | * |
2701 | This is Cherry Pie. Damn Fine Cherry Pie too. This must be where |
2702 | pies go when they die.. |
2703 | * |
2704 | This is a log. It's not the Captain's Log, but just an ordinary |
2705 | looking log. This log knows a lot about what is happening here |
2706 | in Little Hogswash, but it's not telling.. |
2707 | * |
2708 | This is a framed autographed photo of The Doppelganger. It |
2709 | bears the message 'To myself - in deep admiration. Dop.' |
2710 | * |
2711 | This is a framed portrait of Gazza. It's quite realistic too, |
2712 | there's a small hidden reservoir of water in the frame, and if you |
2713 | press on the hidden button the picture starts to cry.. The only |
2714 | question to be asked is what sort of dorkbrain would want such a |
2715 | thing? |
2716 | * |
2717 | This is a chalice with a picture of a palace on it. If you |
2718 | remember the pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the |
2719 | pestle, and the chalice from the palace holds the brew that is |
2720 | true.. Or was that the flagon with the dragon? Whatever.. |
2721 | * |
2722 | This is the Coroner's report on Charlene Cranford. It says that |
2723 | she was murdered in a calculating manner in what appears to be |
2724 | a ritualistic killing carried out by a dangerous psychopath. |
2725 | There weren't any letters hidden under her fingernails though.. |
2726 | * |
2727 | This rubber duck has the number 42 painted on its rear. It also |
2728 | appears to have been autographed, but all you can read of the |
2729 | signature is 'Bop Ad'. |
2730 | * |
2731 | This is to certify that the bearer is a member of ITCH, |
2732 | which stands for IBM's are Terribly Crap Hardware.. Well, have |
2733 | you ever seen a PS/1 disintegrate? |
2734 | * |
2735 | This is a roll of Australian Sticky Tape.. Well, it must be, |
2736 | it has 'Made in Sydney' printed on the cardboard inner.. |
2737 | * |
2738 | On the side of the large gallon can is written : |
2739 | 'Makeup - Property of J.Collins' |
2740 | * |
2741 | This diary is no good, someone called Laura Palmer has already |
2742 | used it. Can't tell you what's in it through as it's a secret... |
2743 | * |
2744 | This is a script for the new hit TV show 'Generic Aussie Soap'. |
2745 | It's full of characters like 'Bruce', 'Sheila', 'Rolf', 'Hoges' |
2746 | and 'Skippy'. The cast list are people who failed the auditions |
2747 | for 'Neighbours' AND 'Home and Away', and this soap is aimed |
2748 | specifically at the people who are unable to tell any difference |
2749 | between the aforementioned.. |
2750 | * |
2751 | Hey. This isn't a piece of doormat. If you turn it over you see |
2752 | a message, it reads. 'If this toupee should run away, box its ears |
2753 | and send it home to Brucie' |
2754 | * |
2755 | This is an owl. Maybe you were thinking that the owls are not what |
2756 | they seem? Well this owl is EXACTLY what it seems, which is odd |
2757 | really considering a lot of things around here aren't... |
2758 | * |
2759 | You only need one of these, but they're only sold in pairs. |
2760 | The label on the box says 'Mouse Balls' |
2761 | * |
2762 | This is '5,000,000' by Dread Zeppelin. Dread Zeppelin are a |
2763 | reggae band fronted by an Elvis impersonator (Tortelvis), who |
2764 | do cover versions of Led Zeppelin songs.. Sounds odd really, but |
2765 | they're damn fine musicians and Tortelvis has a real good voice, |
2766 | and the whole thing works. This their second album features a |
2767 | stunning rendition of the classic 'Stairway to Heaven' that must |
2768 | be heard to be believed. |
2769 | * |
2770 | This is an old Humber Super Snipe (6514ET) with lots of lovely |
2771 | chromework over it. Good nick too. |
2772 | * |
2773 | This is a splendid old church organ with all the stops and |
2774 | pedals and keyboards and stuff like that.. |
2775 | * |
2776 | The sign reads like this: 'Little Hogswash Welcomes Careful Drivers' |
2777 | Beneath that some graffiti artist has added 'and everyone else can |
2778 | just sod off..' |
2779 | * |
2780 | Well, there is no tea.. Come to think of it there's no coffee |
2781 | either, damn fine or not.. |
2782 | * |
2783 | This is a beautiful jacuzzi fashioned of darkest Obsidian taken |
2784 | from the jungles of South America.. It is said that John Dee had |
2785 | a magic mirror of Obsidian which he used as a scrying glass.. |
2786 | In this jacuzzi you could see a few things too, but more mortal |
2787 | than that.. |
2788 | * |
2789 | Hey man, like this plant may not grow on lawns but it sure is |
2790 | some grass.. |
2791 | * |
2792 | Sanseveria Trifasciata? Commonly known as Mother-In-Law's Tongue. |
2793 | * |
2794 | To operate this video recorder put the tape of your choice in, and |
2795 | then play <name of tape> to play it.. |
2796 | * |
2797 | This is a large Turquoise Monolith standing outside the front of |
2798 | the David Icke home for the Fundamentally Weird. The dimensions |
2799 | of the Monolith are in the proportions 1:4:9.. |
2800 | * |
2801 | The gravestone bears an inscription which is rendered unreadable |
2802 | by weathering.. |
2803 | * |
2804 | Well, it's not a stop sign.. |
2805 | * |
2806 | Edgar puts on his half-moon glasses to read the report. After |
2807 | close study of the contents of the coroner's report he puts |
2808 | his glasses away and says 'From what I read I find this very |
2809 | reminiscent of what I have read about human sacrifice. From the |
2810 | description of the wounds I would deduce that Miss Cranford was |
2811 | murdered during a certain pagan rite which used to take place in |
2812 | the area. According to my research these rituals would take place |
2813 | atop a hill on the night of the full moon. There would be a high |
2814 | priest and two followers. The sacrifice would be carried out on a |
2815 | stone altar using an Athame, which is a black handled knife. |
2816 | * |
2817 | Hey! Are you sure you're allowed to play with this computer? |
2818 | You've got 300 words to pick from and you still type in a load |
2819 | of drivel..! |
2820 | * |
2821 | Eh? What? I don't understand? |
2822 | * |
2823 | Relax, stay cool, keep calm, don't let it get to you.. |
2824 | * |
2825 | Well, you're obviously not very bright but I shouldn't let that |
2826 | bother you right now.. |
2827 | * |
2828 | The Lady eases you down onto the transparent water bed which |
2829 | bobs and undulates beneath you. As you watch in astonishment she |
2830 | slowly one by one removes all her clothes, then her smooth hands |
2831 | begin to work on the job of rapidly removing yours. In a sinuous |
2832 | snake-like motion she too is on the rippling surface of the bed |
2833 | and..... |
2834 | ...We interrupt this game to bring you an important message. There's |
2835 | nothing like a bit of controversy to boost sales, and even though |
2836 | this isn't a commercial product it might spread the message.. |
2837 | My ambition is to have this game criticised and condemned by |
2838 | the so-called moral minority.. We've got innuendo, pagan rites, |
2839 | murder, violence, drunkenness and now salacious behaviour. |
2840 | Well, it's all good clean fun isn't it.. The Doppelganger Award |
2841 | for severe stupidity goes to the sort of idiots who claim to |
2842 | find backwards messages in rock records. Here's a backwards message |
2843 | from this game. If you take every third letter of every fourth |
2844 | word on every fifth line in the data file, then you have an anagram |
2845 | which if you say it backwards will conjure up a devil of your |
2846 | very own.. Why not try it some time? Anyway, back to the game, |
2847 | and I think you've missed the interesting bit... |
2848 | ...You recover your clothes and your composure and pull yourself |
2849 | together.. |
2850 | * |
2851 | Dudfoot steps forwards with handcuffs and says. 'Dolores Dumfries, |
2852 | Vera Blanchard and Simon Jacoby. I arrest you for the murder of |
2853 | Charlene Cranford. Anything you say may be taken down and used |
2854 | in evidence against you.' Dudfoot handcuffs them all and takes |
2855 | them down the hill to a waiting police van which whisks them off |
2856 | to Great Diddling on the Marsh Police Station where they will |
2857 | be questioned further and tried before Judge Arthur Sherington |
2858 | where due to the evidence presented they will be found guilty. |
2859 | Congratulations! You have solved the Murder Mystery! |
2860 | * |
2861 | Dudfoot steps forwards from his place of concealment and says |
2862 | 'Harbottle, Richard Dupree and Johnathan Surkamp, I arrest you |
2863 | on a charge of smuggling. Dudfoot handcuffs them together and |
2864 | leads them off. You have caught the smugglers! |
2865 | * |
2866 | Dudfoot says to you 'That is a very serious accusal. I must have |
2867 | proof positive or be a witness to any action if I am to act on this. |
2868 | * |
2869 | Oh no, you can't really watch this tripe can you. There are these |
2870 | two prats and they're supposed to be looking after this really |
2871 | obnoxious American brat kid.. It makes you feel ill very quickly |
2872 | so you hit the STOP button. |
2873 | * |
2874 | As the movie begins you watch from your vantage point behind the |
2875 | sofa. But it rapidly comes clear that this is a kind of 'It'll be |
2876 | alright on Friday 13th', being mostly outtakes and stock footage from |
2877 | the previous 41 Friday 13th movies. You stop the tape. |
2878 | * |
2879 | This picture is all about someone who sets out to write text adventures |
2880 | of a huge size long after the text adventure has been put on the |
2881 | critical list. It all goes wrong however and he creates a monster as |
2882 | the adventure becomes reality.. |
2883 | * |
2884 | The opening scenes of this film are very interesting, The camera |
2885 | follows a pair of undulating buttocks which appear to be clad in |
2886 | tight snakeskin trousers down the street. Then the camera pulls back |
2887 | and you see that they're not snakeskin trousers after all.. The star |
2888 | of this film can tie TWO cherry stalks in knots with her tongue |
2889 | simultaneously...!! |
2890 | * |
2891 | Six ordinary people walk into an ordinary Pizza place.. The tension |
2892 | mounts as they wait for their meal.. Poor special effects though.. |
2893 | I greatly preferred 'Pizza the Hutt' in 'Spaceballs' myself. |
2894 | * |
2895 | Yes, it's another Hollywood nerd movie, with a minimal twist. It's |
2896 | very very boring so you turn off very quickly.. |
2897 | * |
2898 | Yeech! This is really appalling.. A really icky sub-Disney movie |
2899 | about small furry animals doing anthropomorphic things. The star |
2900 | of this movie is a small unkempt shih-tzu by the name of Dinky |
2901 | who runs around a lot |
2902 | and is by far the best actor in the whole movie.. Feeling |
2903 | slightly nauseated you hit the off button. |
2904 | * |
2905 | Listen, this is not one of those thud and blunder programs |
2906 | where you can run around killing things or even people |
2907 | while shouting things like 'Uzi 9 millimetre' or 'I'll be back'. |
2908 | Who do you think you are? Conan the Librarian faced with an |
2909 | overdue book or Samurai Penguin or something? Stop it at once.. |
2910 | * |
2911 | Don't.. |
2912 | * |
2913 | Sorry, you can't flap your arms fast enough. You've got |
2914 | the wrong physiology and it's not as though you're one |
2915 | of those poncy media-darling superheroes.. |
2916 | * |
2917 | Help? Help? Well, try looking around, listen to what the village |
2918 | gossip has to say, see what's on the grapevine and all the clues |
2919 | you need are there. Little Hogswash may appear to be a pleasant |
2920 | little place, but beneath the exterior lies a dark sub-culture of |
2921 | unpleasant things.. Time is of the essence here.. |
2922 | * |
2923 | You have put the game into Automatic Mode. Control of your |
2924 | player-character is now handed over to Doppymation III until |
2925 | you press a key where control will be handed back to you |
2926 | with your next move.. |
2927 | * |
2928 | The spade strikes something metallic. Lifting the turf reveals |
2929 | a large metal trapdoor with a ladder leading down into gloom. |
2930 | * |
2931 | A ray of light shines down and everything fades. You open your |
2932 | eyes in a strange place. It appears that a passing spaceship |
2933 | observing Earth noticed your waving of the towel, which is |
2934 | a widely accepted interstellar distress signal, and rescued |
2935 | you. By the time you find all this out you are lightyears |
2936 | away and they're not going back for another three bleams, or |
2937 | a hundred and fifty Earth years.. The moral of the story is |
2938 | never misuse distress signals.. |
2939 | * |
2940 | Eurgh! The towel tastes horrible! What sort of idiot goes |
2941 | around sucking a towel anyway.. Hkkk! |
2942 | * |
2943 | Brr.. The water is too cold, polluted and the sea is too rough |
2944 | to consider swimming. Count it out.. |
2945 | * |
2946 | Prudence turns the key in the ignition. The engine bursts into |
2947 | life and purrs away. Prudence shifts the steering-column mounted |
2948 | gear stick into reverse and pulls out of the carpark. She then |
2949 | shifts into first and you start to drive away. By the time |
2950 | the car is in third gear you're passing the sign and away |
2951 | into the countryside. Your Summer Holiday is over.. |
2952 | * |
2953 | You can hear the clock at St. Jude's chiming the hour, its |
2954 | clear tones ringing around the village.. |
2955 | * |
2956 | It is clear that devilry is afoot as you can see Simon, Vera |
2957 | and Dolores cavorting skyclad around the stone while a fire |
2958 | burns lighting the stone in crazy flickering light. A strange |
2959 | odour permeates the night air and strange symbols are drawn |
2960 | on Simon who is obviously the leader of this odd ritual.. |
2961 | On the stone slab has been written the number '333', which |
2962 | is the number of Choronzon, Guardian of the Abyss, one of the |
2963 | most powerful and evil demons who guards the entrance into |
2964 | hell itself. The rite continues.. |
2965 | * |
2966 | 16 |
2967 | Has anybody seen my mattress? |
2968 | Oh I do like to be beside the seaside |
2969 | Ever felt the world's gone mad and you're the only sane person left? |
2970 | Where do I get my ideas? A vibrating dwarf comes to me in my dreams. |
2971 | Me? I'm just a Doppelganger. |
2972 | Hey Fate! Deal me a joker! |
2973 | It must be a year since I last had my legs autographed.. |
2974 | Phew! What a scorcher..! |
2975 | I don't know about you but I could murder a curry.. |
2976 | Incompetence is a double edged Banana |
2977 | Who is this Lady character anyway? |
2978 | Ever see a movie called 'The Wicker Man'? |
2979 | I'm stranded all alone at the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pump |
2980 | Oh for shame, that it should come to this.. |
2981 | Oh fnord - like 23 skidoo. This game has 17 characters! Conspiracy! |
2982 | The Doppy & Pru Trilogy! 2+3 = 5 If you don't see the fnord it can't bite you! |
2983 | 12 |
2984 | Hi there, call me Pruzi! |
2985 | I'm lucky, You're lucky, he's lucky, we're all lucky! |
2986 | Certum est quia impossibile est. |
2987 | I see the light! |
2988 | I don't trust that Dolores.. |
2989 | Who is 'The Lady' anyway? |
2990 | There is more harm in the village than is dreamt of. |
2991 | I'm in fairy rings.. |
2992 | Hot summer day, carry me along. |
2993 | Power to the People! |
2994 | Like, nobody understands me.. |
2995 | Hi there! |
2996 | 12 |
2997 | Look into my eyes.. |
2998 | There's going to be fireworks... |
2999 | You'll be out of your mind with a mystical fling.. |
3000 | All you need is... |
3001 | ..is all you need? |
3002 | I collect first editions.. |
3003 | I love the night. |
3004 | Je T'aime - Ahhhhhh.. |
3005 | Come into my parlour.. |
3006 | Don't fear... |
3007 | Redefine happiness. |
3008 | Oh Wow - Sybaritic Hedonism.. My favourite.. |
3009 | 6 |
3010 | My daughter will attend to your needs |
3011 | What do you want to drink? |
3012 | That Daphne Pratt is a right old gossip.. |
3013 | There's nothing happens here Daphne hasn't heard about. |
3014 | Checked out the Jukebox? |
3015 | Well if you're feeling lonely.. |
3016 | 7 |
3017 | May I be of service? |
3018 | It's the first room on the right as you go up. |
3019 | It's all right.. |
3020 | I see the bad moon rising.. |
3021 | Turn out the light. |
3022 | The misty gloom seemed to soak up my sorrow.. |
3023 | Well here's to you. |
3024 | 7 |
3025 | Revelations chapter 13 verse 18 |
3026 | Proverbs chapter 5 verse 5 |
3027 | Proverbs chapter 5 verse 8 |
3028 | Proverbs chapter 4 verse 27 |
3029 | Proverbs 7 verses 26 to 27 |
3030 | Unclean until Evening! |
3031 | See you in church. |
3032 | 20 |
3033 | Here, have you heard.. |
3034 | I know all about what that there 'The Lady' gets up to.. |
3035 | My log knows what's happening hereabouts.. |
3036 | 'Ere - I don't trust these strangers.. |
3037 | This 'ere Doppelganger then.. My log says he's a real fishy cove. |
3038 | Rabbit Rabbit Gibber Gibber Nag Nag |
3039 | Why doesn't Dudfoot do anything about it then? |
3040 | I'd investigate these weirdo strangers if I was Dudfoot. |
3041 | Richard Dupree has a good background. |
3042 | Johnathan Surkamp, he seems like a nice boy. |
3043 | Edgar, he's the best vicar we've had.. |
3044 | Sergeant Dudfoot, now there's a policeman for you.. |
3045 | Harbottle's been keeping the lighthouse for as long as me or my log can remember! |
3046 | Now that Vera is strange.. |
3047 | Simon's a nice quiet one.. |
3048 | You wouldn't want to meet that Tony the Goth on a dark night.. |
3049 | Dave is strange.. |
3050 | That Julia Crispen-Regis, now who does she remind me of? |
3051 | Felicity's a nice girl, just barking mad that's all.. |
3052 | I'm not one to gossip, but according to my log... |
3053 | 5 |
3054 | 'Ello 'Ello 'Ello.. |
3055 | Evenin' all.. |
3056 | What's all this then? |
3057 | Move along now.. |
3058 | Haaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Haaa ha ha ha haaaaaa! |
3059 | 5 |
3060 | The darkness must go... |
3061 | It goes round and round and round... |
3062 | Here! Want to see my lamp? |
3063 | Albatross! Albatross! Get your Albatross! |
3064 | Well, it's Albatross flavour of course.. |
3065 | 6 |
3066 | I'm a Believer! |
3067 | There's more to it than Morris Dancing you know.. |
3068 | Call me Vera.. |
3069 | Because the night belongs to.. |
3070 | Have you cast your runes lately..? |
3071 | I must have my revenge.. |
3072 | 9 |
3073 | It's bootiful.. |
3074 | Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies |
3075 | There's a light.. |
3076 | How would you like a cheap Rolex? |
3077 | This could be a nice earner.. |
3078 | What about a nice camera? |
3079 | All good stuff, not off the back of a lorry.. |
3080 | Leave it out! |
3081 | What a damn jolly good idea.. |
3082 | 7 |
3083 | Try to hang on. |
3084 | I'll bring home gold nuggets in the spring.. |
3085 | Silver threads and coal-black lace.. |
3086 | I saw your light last night. |
3087 | I always wind up standing here with you. |
3088 | Yo ho ho and Caroline Munro.. |
3089 | I always walk like this... |
3090 | 7 |
3091 | Ever thought of taking up basket weaving? |
3092 | What I do sure beats the floral dance.. |
3093 | Come on.. |
3094 | You could be a basket case. |
3095 | Edgar - Poo! |
3096 | Dana Andrews said Prunes gave him the Runes. |
3097 | Would Edward Woodward? So what if Edward Woodward would.. |
3098 | 6 |
3099 | Hey now hey now now... |
3100 | To meeee - you are a tower of strength, to me.. |
3101 | Hey, did you know my glasses used to belong to Andrew Eldritch? |
3102 | Hey, have you ever read 'Black Orchid'? |
3103 | I've got all the Sisters' records you know.. |
3104 | I am NOT a Goth..! |
3105 | 7 |
3106 | Cowabunga! |
3107 | Awesome dude! |
3108 | Oh wow, like radically bogus happening.. |
3109 | Radical! |
3110 | Bodacious dude! |
3111 | Goll! Like excellent surf beach blanket boogie.. Oh Bogus! |
3112 | Oh most excellent and heinous happening... |
3113 | 6 |
3114 | Nothing ever happens here! |
3115 | Where's some real news to report? |
3116 | I want to be the next Kate Adie! |
3117 | Oh God! An Identity Crisis! |
3118 | but I am Julia Crispen-Regis! |
3119 | Who is this Doppelganger geek anyway? |
3120 | 8 |
3121 | Hi! I'm Felicity - I think. |
3122 | I've seen it... |
3123 | Don't let these shakes go on.. |
3124 | this... |
3125 | I once thought I was a hedgehog.. |
3126 | Stay sane inside insanity.. |
3127 | I'm in love with my little red tricycle.. |
3128 | I don't like Mondays.. |
3129 | 7 |
3130 | Well they won't find Charlene alive you know.. |
3131 | That's what comes of 'working' in The Red House. |
3132 | My log knows of strange things on the hill when the moon is full. |
3133 | Strange they haven't found a body. |
3134 | I don't think Charlene went away. I think she was murdered.. So does my Log. |
3135 | Who'd have thought it, here in Little Hogswash.. |
3136 | When they met, it was murder.. |
3137 | 5 |
3138 | I've seen lights flashing out to sea.. |
3139 | I've often heard a boat in the middle of the night. |
3140 | Richard had a very nice new camera the other day. |
3141 | Johnathan was wearing a very expensive watch.. |
3142 | Richard & Johnathan go down the beach at night.. My log knows why.. |
3143 | 7 |
3144 | Hi there how are you? |
3145 | It's a nice day. |
3146 | Hello! |
3147 | Be seeing you! |
3148 | have a nice time.. |
3149 | Enjoy yourself, life's for living..! |
3150 | Fun fun fun, in the sun sun sun.. |
3151 | 6 |
3152 | Get lost! |
3153 | Go stick your head in a pig! |
3154 | Go away you unhip antifrood! |
3155 | I don't like you.. |
3156 | Buzz off you zeeb. |
3157 | Beat it, before someone else beats it for you..
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